The Watermelo atch 笑话大王 笑话, The, 大王, Watermelo, atch

joke

There wa a farmer who raised watermelo . He wa doing retty well ut he wa disturbed y ome local kid who would eak into hi watermelo atch（西瓜地）at ight and eat hi watermelo . After ome careful thought he come u with a clever idea that he think will care the kid away for ure. o he make u a ig and ost it i the field. The ext day the kid how u and they ee thi ign, which ays, "Warning, one of the watermelo i thi field ha ee injected with cyanide（一种剧毒物质）." o the kid ru off and make u their ow ign, which they ost ext to the ig that the farmer made. The farmer how u the ext day to look over hi field. He otice that o watermelo are mi ing ut a ew ig ext to his. He drive over to the ig and take a look. It ays, "Now there are two"